About

Math Faux Real is a playful, purpose-driven brand built on a serious belief: math is not a talent -- it’s a muscle.

Through humor, faux academic authority, and the creation of the University of Mathematical Motivation (UMM), we celebrate the part of learning math that often goes unrecognized; the struggle.

UMM exists to honor effort over ease, courage over correctness, and growth over perfection. We believe mistakes are required coursework, that wrestling with math builds confidence and critical thinking, and that learning math keeps doors open, even for those who never plan to “use it.”

Our faux certificates, university style merch, and motivational messaging are designed to validate teachers on the front lines, empower parents to change the language around math, and remind learners of all ages that showing up and trying counts.

Because the struggle is the credential and it always has been.